Political Correctness gone mad [Again!]
From the BBC
Baby’s bottom censored by store.
ASDA Wal Mart looking after our morals again.. God bless America..
Lessons in blogging #1
The Pissy Fit
When using a blog as a communication tool with your fans, why not have a pissy fit when somebody says something about you being late and doing a crap set..
Doh!
From the BBC
An unwitting passenger arriving at Japan’s Narita airport has received 142g of cannabis after a customs test went awry..
Have you ever noticed
this image was originally posted to moblog.co.uk by user Sir Findo Gask
That the premium unleaded hose on a petrol pump is longer by about 6 inches?
You can’t see it very well on here but it is, check it out next time you
fuel up. It is certainly true at Tesco. The reason why? Well this
might sound sexist but I’m pretty sure this is true.
Mainly women go shopping, a lot of women can’t park very well (I know a
lot who can but I have seen a lot more who can’t)
After shopping you go to get fuel, they possibly have a couple of
screaming kids in the car, it is busy so they have to use the pump on
the ‘wrong side’ of the car IE not the side with the filler cap.
They go to fill up with normal unleaded, but because they have not
parked close enough to the pump the hose won’t reach, so what do they
do? The first thing most people will do over getting in the car and
getting it closer to the pump is try another hose ‘just in case’. Guess
what? the other hose (for other, read premium) reaches. So they fill up
with premium (read more expensive).
I guess this could be the same with diesel and premium diesel.
Have a look next time you fill up..
No Arwel, I am your father……….
From our Welsh correspondent.
Drunk Darth Vaders Jedi Assault.
The best line has got to be:
Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted “Darth Vader!”
Bwaa ha ha ha!
Wii Man
Wiiman Superhero at KinnerNet2008, originally uploaded by rafael_mizrahi.
I think that somebody needs get out a little more, don’t you?
Ever wanted to know the lyrics to songs from my favorite band?
Probably not, no…
Well if you ever get the urge to read lyrics from Half Man Half Biscuit then go here.
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A mans best friend
Who or what is a mans best friend?
His drinking buddy and confidant?
His wife?
His dog?
It has to be his dog. A simple experiment will prove this for you.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of your car (or garden shed if you don’t drive) for a couple of hours.
Now go back and let them out.
Which one is please to see you?
I rest my case.